14 () posted 3 years ago by pkvi 3 years ago by pkvi +14 / -0 4 comments share 4 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"where the hell am i?"
"what did i have for lunch?"
"why am i not in the oval office?"
"JIIILLLL"
*jill sighs heavily while saying to herself. ffs...why didnt I marry burt reynolds when i had the chance..."
LOL
She couldn't score Burt Reynolds. Or Burt Lancaster.
Maybe Englebert Humperdink LOL.