I do that in an hour or less with fake chips. Such huge free wins. Bother somebody else. And I don't play 7 card stud, high low, is just confusing bullshit.
I don't want to play you at all online. Definitely not when you're crying at me, trying to prove yourself. I didn't need a phone friend either.
This is coming from a monkey. Who plays for free. Telling me online isn't rigged. Wait didn't you admit it was? Now you're saying I need to create an online profile to play you. Somebody who makes no rational or even mathematical sense. Some math teacher you are. Dumb stupid monkey.
It wasn't about me. Only your bruised ego needs to prove what an actual belland you are.
I have no interest in you. We aren't dating, god forbid. Offer your nuts to somebody else.
No you factually weren't, unless you were teaching the monkeys. One banana for you, two for me. Monkey math plays wonky algorithms to get a free profile, then boasts about the nuts they have. Save us all, spare us from such dullards.
I do that in an hour or less with fake chips. Such huge free wins. Bother somebody else. And I don't play 7 card stud, high low, is just confusing bullshit.
I don't want to play you at all online. Definitely not when you're crying at me, trying to prove yourself. I didn't need a phone friend either.
I bet your pokerstars profile looks AWFUL.
They have the stats, you know.
This is coming from a monkey. Who plays for free. Telling me online isn't rigged. Wait didn't you admit it was? Now you're saying I need to create an online profile to play you. Somebody who makes no rational or even mathematical sense. Some math teacher you are. Dumb stupid monkey.
It wasn't about me. Only your bruised ego needs to prove what an actual belland you are.
I have no interest in you. We aren't dating, god forbid. Offer your nuts to somebody else.
Oh, I'm sure you are a math genius, with lines like,
"7 card stud H/L is too confusing".
"I can't handle more than two cards at once".
It still is. That's why you are whining and crying.
Where was my ego bruised?
By your lame insults? LOL MY SIDES
C'mon, show me that winning Pokerstars profile that you have, poker master.
Take a screenshot and scratch out the name, I don't care. I wanna see those winning statistics there.
Or at least a pic of one of your many bracelets.
Never said it wasn't rigged.
I said, "I play for fun, even if the algorithm is wonky."
Did you miss that?
Where did we talk about math?
And I was a math tutor for over 20 years.
SO, why do still play online, if it is rigged?
You STILL haven't answered that.
No you factually weren't, unless you were teaching the monkeys. One banana for you, two for me. Monkey math plays wonky algorithms to get a free profile, then boasts about the nuts they have. Save us all, spare us from such dullards.
Yeah, cause you are a moron.
I don't want to play with you at all.
Are you kidding me?
You are a horrible person.
Good luck fighting those algorithms, moron.
Yeah, sure. Godly poker master strikes again. Give me your account name, I can EASILY look up your chip count.