Oh, I was just thinking, don't forget topicals. A few $1 bottles of hydrogen peroxide and filling a wound with generic Neosporin topped off with a clean bandage twice a day will keep you from needing the pills for cuts and punctures. I've got some really gnarly scars from home surgery that any normie would have stitched.

Last week my husband was showing our 7 yo how the plasma cutter had a failsafe that would only work on metal. Guess what, the product was oversold. My son was mortified. Husband is a little worse for wear, but otherwise fine. The word "dumbass" was muttered.