Well it’s that time of year(s) again folks. Shills, trolls, Brocksuckers, sharebluez, Collect the Records, et etc etc —- We are being brigaded by handshake trolls, so let’s not have AXO get winded from blasting the banhammer all the livelong day.

I believe there are not only the above, but also heavy spook and glowie activity here. Proceed with caution. There’s also bots and legitimate foreign operations.

Recognize the handshake accounts in the last few days that ALWAYS meet the following criteria:

1. Username is combination of gross bodily function/odor/part and a Trump, Melania, or GOP smear (ie MELANIASBALLSACk or TRUMPFARTS)

2. Only complains, never brings anything to the conversation. Comments are “edgelordish” and BEGGING to be replied to. (See why later)

3. Never Posts only comments

4. Calls for violence, ACTION, or some other entrapment scheme.... says things like: “but what are you ACTUALLY going to do about it!?” Think Ray Epps on the steps.

5. After viewing their other posts/comments, you will find one of three strange/anomalistic patterns. I won’t tell you what they are, you’re smart enough to recognize patterns if you’re an oldr/confag like me.

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Ok so here’s the rub, since the decentralization has already begun, and people have left the big 3 (FB/INSTA TWITTARD WHOTUBE)—- Paid actors are receiving far less and are super amateurish. Because now they also have to run ops on all of the new socials and video sites. So these are cut and paste and runfags, mostly. You ready for the best part??

For the paid trolls in the US, They get an extra $.25-.40 cents for every comment that they receive on their comments plus minimum wage.

I imagine the rewards are Different (NO RICE FOR YOU!) but the systems are the same for troll farms in foreign lands.

Thoughts? Feelings? Emotes? -N O E Z

...Bring it on trollbots, i have an erection year erection