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When monogamous people married 30 years start testing positive for AIDS, how are they going to spin it? (twitter.com)
posted 3 years ago by clemaneuverers 3 years ago by clemaneuverers +105 / -2
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– turtlebam 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

I don't want to give them ideas but here's one:

Daily Mail: 98.21% of married men over 50 admit to extramarital affairs!!!

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– WinkingPede 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Most people are fucking lazy and cheating at least takes effort.

More so for men. It's a little bit easier, I hear, for women.🙄 If men are at 98%, I would assume women are at 100% with more partners.

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– turtlebam 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Dude I was JOKING!!! I just made up that figure, the same way they always do and will continue to do!! I was being sarcastic!! You would be surprised how many statistics are completely made up.

I picked the number 98.21% instead of 98% or 95% because it is well known in marketing that when you pretend you are accurate with more specific numbers people believe are more likely to believe you. I guess it worked :D :D LOL

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– ObamaSUCKSdicks 0 points 3 years ago +2 / -2

Porn is cheating

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– the-new-style 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Decimal points are used to add legitimacy to statistical lies.

"At what confidence level?", is a statistician's response.

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– no_ez -3 points 3 years ago +2 / -5

I dunno. Some people think a kiss on the cheek or an intimate personal relationship outside of marraige with the opposite sex is an affair... are we talking about FUCKING here or flirting with your coworker and going out to lunch together?

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– HerAlterEgo 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

"entanglement"

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