Psalm AR53 A psalm outta meh AR53 "I didn't turn the other cheek, lmao. I told my followers to mess up the roman dogs"

Let's face it, the real Jesus was some poor jewish tribal dude under roman occupation, witnessing the degeneracy and hypocrisy of the jewish priesthood (similar to Martin Luther, eg. absolution in return for payment). He probably skewered a few roman lads with spear or sword or bonked'em with axe or cudgel. And his followers prolly did the same.

Fight.