16 () posted 3 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 3 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +17 / -1 41 comments share 41 comments share save hide report block hide replies
My advice is to buy future beachfront property in Iceland where they will build expensive resorts with palm trees after the Big Melt.
Wouldn't Iceland go the way of Beleriand when the big melt occurs?
All right then. Surely one of the lands up there will end with nice warm beaches and rival the Mediterranean. Scientists will find reindeer who developed gills and now swim with the walrus.
GAHHH.
Just fucking kill the ones behind all of this already!
The best suggestion I've heard is to nuke Davos during the Bilderberg.