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House Dem introduces bill for 3-child limit, forced sterilization afterwards, and a $10k fine for not complying (media.communities.win)
posted 4 years ago by user20461 4 years ago by user20461 +67 / -2
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– DZP1 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

April fool's is 7 months away. Otherwise, this guy is crazy as a shithouse rat.

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– ItCameOutOfACan 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I would like to put forth an amendment to this bill.

"Any woman with blue hair will have her ovaries forcefully ripped out, as she has proven to the state that she makes poor decisions"

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– Turtlew0rk 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Now is a shithouse rat crazier than any other rats? Seems to me that if you are a rat living in a shithouse would be the dream. You are a nasty ass rat that loves nasty ass shit. Where else u wanna be? It's a logical place to live for rat and quite sane. Probably great for their mental health in fact. We could be so lucky as to be as mentally sound as a shithouse rat living his dream and being true to his rat self.

Now a rat that lived in a clean sterile environment? Watch out for that nutty fucker. He ain't right. No life behind those eyes.

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– DZP1 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I have awarded you an honorary doctorate in rat psychology, It entitles you to many things, including full membership in Congress, Chairmanship of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and a discount on cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. Good job.

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– Turtlew0rk 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I knew one day someone would recognize my expertise n such areas. I am honored and promise not to let you down, well other than my work in congress potentially. That is gonna be a fucking shit show for sure. My platform is mainly focused on 3 issues I feel strongly about. Which are in no particular order...

  1. Settling personal vendettas by using my power to enact sweet sweet revenge over those who wronged me whether real or perceived.
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  2. Open rebellion.

  3. AOC. I wanna bang that broad man.

These are shovel ready policies that are deficit neutral that we can put into action on my first day in office in a bipartisan common sense policies. Should be a big hit. Plus there is always open rebellion to fall back on.

Now tell me more about that cheese biscuit benny. Would Ibe able to maintain while in office? Or would I be accused of being in the pocket of Big Lobster or have to abstain my vote on any Biscuit related issues that come to the floor?

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– DZP1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
  1. It's the natural choice, dude.
  2. There's a projectile with the name of each Congresstraitor on it. We need an inside job.
  3. Sorry, AOC has already been cored by a talking donkey.

Cheese biscuits. Totally under the table and not taxed. You will make out like a bandit and no one will know you sold your soul for cheddar.

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