Ok, so we’ve got bones for dinosaurs or whatever. But apparently only retards believe dragons existed? Well fuck you! Maybe you’re the retard!
Let’s begin. When you think about how dragons are represented, what are they? Pretty much just giant flying crocodiles right? So, it stands to reason that dinosaurs lived, then died out, then after a while humans just sort of evolved from.. nothing or whatever, apparently some cells evolved. Cool. So anyway, I guess a bunch of cultures that had crocodiles and alligators near them just kinda added wings and fire and made up the dragon. So cultures like the Australian aborigines, native Americans, Phillipines, Africa..and the Welsh? And the Chinese? And the English?
This doesn’t make any sense. How are these ancient myths from cultures all over the world, that would have had almost no interaction with each other all copied each other and came up with the same shit? “Terrifying, scaly, four legs, big fangs, spat fire, could fly”. These have to be based off legit experiences.
Think of the Gorilla, doesn’t even sound real, sounds like made up bullshit, but it’s real as fuck.
As for “breathing fire” the Komodo dragon produces venom in its mouth that will fuck you up son.