Mon ami, there is a difference between law on the books and law on the ground.
Within the past month, you did at least a dozen things a zealous prosecutor could charge you with a felony for, and you'd plead out every time that you were guilty to avoid excessive jail time.
They most certainly can, and do, an did. You can indict a ham sandwich.
I don’t think you understand how law works my guy
Mon ami, there is a difference between law on the books and law on the ground.
Within the past month, you did at least a dozen things a zealous prosecutor could charge you with a felony for, and you'd plead out every time that you were guilty to avoid excessive jail time.