Frens
This is a calling.
For those still in a reproductive capacity the time has come to repopulate the world with humans of superior quality.
The unvaccinated individuals must now procreate with each other to allow for the repopulation and replacement of the vaccinated cohort which will slowly (over the course of the next 3-5 years) die away from cancer and neurodegenerative diseases (or even lack of reproductive ability).
Ensure avoiding sexual contact of any sort (including kissing) with the vaccinated cohort. Your DNA will be altered once biological fluids are exchanged. All it requires is one cell of theirs entering your blood stream via mucous membranes (see HIV transmission mode). Resist any temptation.
Those of you who have not taken the government juice we are giving you a cleaner planet to enjoy.
A bright future awaits us.
In your dreams.
You will become infused with machines and eat your own like feral beasts by 2045.
Insert pam meme here.
e.g. "They are the same thing."