Eye doctor "We can't mess with your eyes on a whim. There's a word for that, it's called 'malpractice.'"
Teen Sexuality Specialist "Cut you balls off? Say no more, fam'! Next Tuesday 11:00 work for you? You're in luck, the person scheduled for that timeslot hung himself last night."
One less mentally ill person who would have breed.
3 months turn around. PRK took me 5 months. And he is blaming the system.
Eye doctor "We can't mess with your eyes on a whim. There's a word for that, it's called 'malpractice.'"
Teen Sexuality Specialist "Cut you balls off? Say no more, fam'! Next Tuesday 11:00 work for you? You're in luck, the person scheduled for that timeslot hung himself last night."