I'm a big fan of the idea that there's much more to nominative determinism than most people know, and a good example is the equity firm that he is on the board of...Hellman & Friedman. I mean, c'mon.

How about this? From wikipedia, "In February 2019, it was announced that Hellman & Friedman purchased Ultimate Software for $11 billion, an all-cash transaction.[10] Ultimate Software has since been combined with Kronos Incorporated, and rolled into the brand Ultimate Kronos Group."

Cronus is Saturn, so the name makes sense for Saturn worshippers AKA Satanists. Chronos, time, is supposedly a separate deity, but I don't feel the similarity in names is happenstance. I linked to the wiki because the section on "Name and Etymology" is worth a read for those interested.