I’ll go first.... So once upon a time there was an ancient cult that worshiped the stars and planets and routinely sacrificed children to their “Gods”. They are very smart but prone to be neurotic due to inbreeding. This cult kills or financially destroys all those that expose it. It traps its members with manipulation, guilt, and rituals. It accomplishes it’s goals through secret societies around the world like the Indian God with its many arms. This cult is heavily represented in industries that wield power and influence over others. This cult tries to fulfill their own prophesies at any cost without thought to those in their way. Unknown to most members this cult actually does the will of the evil one but uses subversive language and emotional manipulation so most people don’t catch on.

Did I miss anything?