25 () posted 3 years ago by JollyJoker 3 years ago by JollyJoker +26 / -1 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Am a MAN. AARGH-AARGH-AARGH!
I love my wife of 25 years. Still hold her hand and show her PDA. Still open doors for her.
Love to hunt! Can field dress, skin, and butcher up a deer.
Love my tools! MORE POWER! AARGH-AARGH-AARGH!
Love creating with my hands!
Love racoon hunting with my Catahoula, Dynamo!
Love cutting and splitting wood!
Love the smell of gun oil.
Love pushing the four wheeler to its limits.
I also love cooking, doting on my wife, showing affection to my grown children, meeting their needs even though they have their own jobs.
I don't have manicured nails. No frosted tipped hair. And god damned sure don't wear fucking makeup.
My three sons are men, young they may be, as well.
Racoon taste great when roasted on a spit! Texture like chicken and a taste close to rabbit.
Racoon taste great when roasted on a spit! Texture like chicken and a taste close to rabbit.
You literally could have only said one of those things and the rest would have been implicit.