Hi. I'm Doctor Anthony "Skeletor" Fauci. We live in a difficult time with the Black Plague running wild in the streets. Make sure you wear a mask and stay 25 feet away from everybody else. Also come in and get the mandatory two shots per day we insist you get that totally don't kill you or your grandma. Anyone posting false claims on Facebook or Twitter will get banned instantly. We will send armed National Guards in hazmat suits to your home soon to confiscate your guns and make you safe and kill your cats and dogs. Remember to vote by mail and keep us in power.