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Despitetospite 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I can't admit society shut down for something that was just a cold for me; its totally long covid, not these donuts I got for getting a vax"

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pkvi [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Aym so sick ayh need to order KFC on GrubHub. They know me well.. so they're nice when ayh can't answer the door bcuz ayh can't pause my game."

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FuckGovernment 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's just a washed up middle aged man who never had much energy, brain activity, pectoral muscle or head strength prior to COVID-19.

This is a non-story.

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pkvi [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats the problem.. its a non-story but they spun it as LONG COVID AAAAAhhh

Burn the bridge!

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FuckGovernment 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like the 50 year old Cartman.

Probably a stay at home porn addict who sometimes leaves the house to sit on a bench and watch kids play in the park.

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Zap_Powerz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the correct analysis.

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Zap_Powerz 5 points ago +5 / -0

All of his symptoms would magically disappear if he just got out of that chair and went for 3 hour walks outside everyday and ate better.

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IPreferDiamonds 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is a bit over weight, which could explain the fatigue. Plus, saying inside all the time is not enough stimulation for your brain, which leads to brain fog probably.

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Book-of-Saturday 2 points ago +2 / -0

this neckbeard was already ill before "covid"...

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Islandpass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Similarly, here's CNN shamelessly, as usual, covering "Long Covid." The idiot actually asserts that he has a distinguishable "covid cough". Since then, I've been deeming acts as having attributable after effects, such as "sex coughs" & "just got done gazing at that tree coughs."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/07/health/richard-quest-covid-wellness-intl/index.html

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RightSideFunding 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Mind can make people sick, also stress, and depression.. All based on thoughts and will to live.

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IPreferDiamonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, our minds are very powerful and can definitely make us sick, even when we aren't sick.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Especially if like this guy your a lazy bag of nothingness and want to be sick.