56 DEVELOPING: A furious Speaker Pelosi is convinced Trump had her laptop stolen (contains PP slides) & is on warpath to get it back & has hatched blackmail scheme vs Trump w Schumer & McConnell to have him impeached & convicted under Insurrection Act so he can't run again in 2024 (twitter.com) posted 3 years ago by axolotl_peyotl 3 years ago by axolotl_peyotl +56 / -0 26 comments share 26 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Well, it wouldn't surprise me if she had actual PP pics on her laptop. I mean, what are the chances for an ugly, old ho like her, getting any manmeat?
She probably does, though, but not because they wanna but because she grants favors or pays well. Eww, Now I'm thinking about Pelosi sex, need some brainbleach.
Plot twist: it's McConnells pp and those old balls will scar every person who has to go through the laptop
I wonder if they're as weirdly bruised and purple as his hands were last month. That was messed up. Nancy can have them.
Great security protocol, honestly. Put up a pic of some old dudes balls and make them have to look to unlock.
McConnell having a swordfight with Big Mike