Hello fren!

You are my favorite person here after Mr Cactus Peyote.

You may not know this, but us Jewish special Hasbara agents have been specially bred to survive not on food and water, but on the tears of right wing snowflakes! Yes it's true! When you melt and cry, the liquids that flow from you nourish our black souls. Every post like this you make gives us power, and you and Mr Cactus have been giving me so much power lately I will soon level up.

You will not believe what I will become in my (((final form))). I am almost there, and one there, nothing will be able to stop my sHillarying.

Please continue. Please keep whining about people that go against the grain against people who go against the grain until we get to inception levels of going against the grain. The complaints against people that don't fall in line with the narrative is irony at its finest and fills my shill tank Super duper fast.

This was a great contribution to (((our))) goals and we at the open society thank you.