Hi frens,

It's me Captain Lefty!

I have noticed in my short stay on conspiracy sites before being banned and persecuted for my beliefs (much like the extremely persecuted Christian Americans, the most persecuted race in the planet) that conspiracy folks are very mean and speedily individuals.

My frens, we should be able to converse and share ideas without accusations of shill and faggot and big Nosed Jew! Indeed, I haven't been called a homosexual so much since highschool 25 years ago! It is very hurtful as I'm bisexual and like both penises and vaginas in my mouth (vaginas technically can't go into a booth but you get the idea I hope).

We should be cumming together (heehee) against the evil powers that be like Mr Soros, Mr Gates, Mr Hanks, Mr Bean, Mr Muffler, Mr Cactus Peyote and all the Jews in every corner of the world (sometimes they are in cracks in the floor, be very careful). Also all those transexuals, who could be anyone even Obama and Madonna. They are the best at hiding. Trust me. You could know someone all their life them bam! Transexual attacks are becoming more prevalent in conspiracy circles these days.

So in the spirit of being better friends let's all cum (teehee) together in the condom of life and be nice to each other and stop being so gosh darned mean. We can all benefit from friendliness.